Saturday, September 14, 2013

Birthday Spankings

I missed Saturday Spankings this week, again, but I have a good excuse this time. It's my birthday! Today!

Since both my husband and myself have to work today we celebrated by taking the family out for dinner at a Japanese Hibachi restaurant last night. Neither of my children had ever been to one, but I really like Japanese food and since it was my birthday I picked. I was slightly worried that they'd refuse to eat anything since they've both spent the summer eating nothing but grilled chicken, hamburgers and tacos, on constant rotation. And only one will eat hamburgers and one will eat tacos. Some nights I literally make three different meals- burgers for one, tacos for the other and something else for me and my husband if we're sick of burgers and tacos. It's ridiculous, and entirely my fault, I know.

Anyway, you can understand my worry that there might be a revolt over my dinner selection last night. With this in mind I decided to sweeten the pot on the way there, or so I thought.

Me: At the restaurant we're going to we sit at a big bar and the chef cooks right in front of you.

Kid One: We've seen a place like that on "insert kid's show they watch way too much of"

Kid Two: No it was on "insert other kid's show they watch too much of, and that I find completely obnoxious"

         Discussion between children in the back seat about which show they saw it on, and what the name of the place was, and who went there, etc.

Me: Anyway, at this place we're actually going to, in real life, they build a volcano out of onions and set the food on fire!

Kid One: Cool! They set it on fire right in front of you?

Me (not noticing Kid Two isn't looking entirely thrilled with this information): Yep, they set it on fire. And they throw vegetables at you and you have to try to catch them in your mouth!

Kid One: Awesome! I'm going to try to catch some.

Kid Two: I don't want them to set food on fire and throw it at me!!

I belatedly realize that Kid Two is freaked way the hell out, and I struggle not to laugh at what the poor child is imagining. Men in chef's uniforms setting her dinner on fire, then throwing flaming pieces of meat and vegetables at her. That she has to catch in her mouth. While on fire.

We tried to explain, through smothered grins, that the fire and the food throwing happened separately, but she wasn't convinced. When the chef came out later she retreated to the wall behind our table, a good four feet away, and watched with big eyes until the flame portion of the evening was over. After that she relaxed and joined us at the table, though only on Dad's lap. She even took a turn having pieces of broccoli tossed at her face. They both ate some, though Kid One was much more adventurous than Kid Two. All in all it was a really fun evening.

After we returned home we put the kids to bed and decided to relax with a frosty beverage. I thought we'd just hang out for a bit, spend some 'quality' time together, then go to sleep. My husband had other ideas. When he started rummaging around in the utensil drawer I knew what was coming.

Me: I don't want to stay up too late, I have to work tomorrow.

Him: Then you should probably pull your pants down now.

He set a wooden spoon on the counter and looked at me expectantly

Me: Okay.

I won't tell you how old I am, but suffice it to say that I'm a little sore from receiving all my birthday spankings with the handle of a wooden spoon! Plus a warm up.  Not that I'm complaining because we had some excellent 'quality' time afterward. Snicker, snicker.

So that's my excuse for missing Saturday Spankings this week.I hope you understand.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Finally some more Saturday Spankings

I'm finally back in the land of the living, or at least the online world of fun, spanking friends! So sorry I've been absent, but we've been busy getting ready to go back to school and wrapping up our summer fun. And, well, I'm just not very motivated when it's hot out. Now that the weather is cooling down we're almost to my favorite time of the year- fall. There's something about the leaves changing color, and the air turning crisp and cool, that makes me happy. It also seems to motivate me, or maybe it's just the familiar, ingrained routine of getting back to business in the fall. Either way I've got ideas percolating in my little brain that may finally be ready to worm their way out. I'm hoping to hunker down and get productive after weeks of only writing in dribs and drabs.

Back to the topic at hand- Saturday Spankings! This week's excerpt is from Surprise Chance. Gina's just had a spanking for yelling at Derek in a most disprespectful manner, and Derek decides that she needs to time to reflect on her actions. In the corner.


“You did good Princess, and I’m proud of you for taking your spanking so well,” she blushed at his praise, which he found cute but odd since she’d just had her naked ass over his knee and her panties were still tangled around her thighs, leaving her pussy a bare distraction two feet below his eyes. His gaze drifted down and his cock hardened further at the sight of her kneeling between his feet.
“Now you’re going to spend the next ten minutes thinking about how you can control your temper in the future so we don’t have to have this discussion again,” he said, needing to move this forward so they could play.
“And you’re going to do your thinking in the corner,” he continued, helping her to her feet with a hand on her elbow. She tensed at his words and started to protest.
“Derek, I don’t like…” she started, but he cut her off.
“Princess, you’ve been doing so well taking your punishment, don’t ruin it now,” he warned and she shut her mouth, but didn’t look happy about it, as he guided her around the coffee table and into the dining room. There was an interior corner away from the window that was perfect; he stopped there and turned her to face him. “This is where bad girls go to do their thinking.”

Hope you enjoyed, and please check out all the other great authors' snippets!